Wednesday, 31 December 2008

LANDLOCKED MERMAIDS UNITE!




I got many beautiful books for Christmas: Annie Proulx's Fine Just The Way It Is (sublime short fiction); The Vegetarian Mother's Cookbook (will blog anon on The Hungry Vegan); Jean Rhys's Wide Sargasso Sea. And today, a package arrived from my poet-artist friend who lives on Martha's Vineyeard, Marcella. She sent me a book by Margot Datz, a friend of hers, called A Survival Guide for Landlocked Mermaids.

This is a stunningly beautiful book. The premise is that women sometimes feel like mermaids out of water, because that is exactly what we are. The book urges women to value and embrace both their power and their playfulness through wise words and gorgeous illustrations of merfolk going about normal lives. It is whimsical, feminist, positive, wise and uplifting. A lovely, cheering present for any woman to be given. Thank you, Marcella!

Tuesday, 30 December 2008

FLASH YOUR FISH



Painting by Anthony Ulinski


The Fish One-Page Prize (Flash Fiction), with Arthur Mathews as judge, is now open for entries.

The top ten stories will be published in the 2009 Fish Anthology in July.

First prize is €1,000, with €50 each for the nine runners-up.

Closing 20th March 2009

Results announced 30 April

Word limit: 300 words

Winning stories must be available for the Anthology, and therefore not have been published previously.

Entry fee €12 per story on-line

Postal entry costs €15 each. Send to Fish Publishing, Durrus, Bantry, Co Cork, Ireland.

There is no entry form. Entry is taken as acceptance of the rules of the competition.

For complete details and on-line entry see their site here.

Saturday, 27 December 2008

DESK: BEFORE AND AFTER

OLD DESK click on pic for bigger view:



NEW DESK click on pic for bigger view:




I knew that I was getting a new desk for Christmas because I picked it myself from the stock of a very fair and reliable dealer we know (my Ma). It’s a lovely desk: small, old, compact with a handy drawer (a drawer, imagine!). It was made/sold by Beverly Smyth and Company, South Anne Street, Dublin, many moons ago. My old desk was a rickety kitchen table covered with a gingham cloth to hide its ugliness.

What I didn’t know is that my beloved man was also buying me a fabulous, shiny, fast and beautiful new laptop to go with the desk. Score!

My intention with the new desk was to declutter my workspace and start afresh in 2009, all clear-headed and ready for writing action. But the fact remains that I am a clutterbug. There’s no getting away from it and no matter how hard I try to streamline, it just doesn’t work.

As well as clearing my desk, I had intended to strip my noticeboard and have some blank space on it, as well as new, inspirational images. But when it came to it, I couldn’t get rid of half the stuff that’s pinned there. I think I did well with tidying the actual desk, though...

Einstein once said: “If a cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind, of what, then, is an empty desk?” So, I think I will embrace my (semi-)cluttered desk and trust that old Albert was right.

So what is your work space like: clean and mess-free? Or cluttered with extraneous junk?

Wednesday, 24 December 2008

NOLLAIG SHONA!



I want to wish a Nollaig Shona (Happy Christmas!) to all of the people who drop by this blog and leave comments, as much as to those who drop by to read.

From regulars like Tania, Vanessa, Barbara, PJ, Peadar, Kate, Colm, Johanna, and Úna, to the more casual callers, may you all have a wonderful Christmas, and a creative and peaceful 2009.

Thanks for your interest and support. Watch this space for exciting news (well, exciting for me!) regarding my literary endeavours in 2009.

Sunday, 21 December 2008

100% CUT IN FUNDING TO IRISH WRITERS' CENTRE




The Irish Writers' Centre's funding has been cut by 100%.

I was gobsmacked when I read about this in the Irish Times yesterday; I thought I must have misread. The Irish Writers' Centre have lost ALL of their Arts COuncil funding for this year. They received €200,000 last year but will receive ZERO in this round of grant allocations. Why? What have they done to deserve this? Surely that money paid wages and basic things like the electricity and heating bills? Where is the shortfall to come from? I have worked in a Writers' Centre and I know how difficult it is to make ends meet while providing a lively programme of events for writers and all those with an interest in literature.

The Irish Writers' Centre runs impressive courses and is a national one-stop shop for information on writers and writing in Ireland. How can the Arts Council justify this type of slash in funding? It is mystifying to me, as a person who values the Writers' Centre and its work, and has enjoyed many courses and nights out there.

Literature as a whole has been awarded a measly €2.28 million (down more than 9.5%) for 2009. The Abbey Theatre alone will receive almost 4 times that amount. I just hope that the Writers' Centre does not disappear under the weight of this funding cut; that, to my mind, would be criminal.

Friday, 19 December 2008

LAST TRAIN TO WILLESDEN



PHOTO: JOHN DILLON

If you value honesty and openness in your short story comps (and I know many of you do), look no further than the Willesden Short Story Prize which closes TODAY! Entry is online, after a simple registration process; it is FREE to enter; and the judge is master short fiction writer, Rana Dasgupta. 1st prize is £150 and a Willesden mug; two runners-up prizes of £100 each. There is also an anthology for shortlistees.

This from their site 4 days ago: "...there are stories that demand to be on the short list, whoosh straight past the long list. I don't mean recently received only - some are ones that needed close reading, from earlier. It's going to be a great anthology again, I think (there was none last time - missed a year), but we need a few more of those whooshes."

Last year, famously, the then judge Zadie Smith did not choose a winner from the shortlist, as she felt the standard was not high enough. A bit of a furore followed and the prize money was donated to charity. Hopefully, this year, Rana will find a suitably 'whooshy' story in his pile of shortlistees. Get entering!

Tuesday, 16 December 2008

DECEMBER'S SHORT REVIEW




"I think that a "story" has to have a beginning, a middle, and an end. There has to be a situation, and characters, and the characters have to DO things -- things that have an effect on the situation and the other characters -- and the characters must be changed by the effects of those things. A lot of modern fiction is just vignettes, not stories -- the difference is that the characters don't take any action, or there isn't an end." David D. Levine

The above quote is from the author of Space Magic, just one of the fine story collections featured in the final Short Review of the year. I love the reviews but, for me, the interviews on this monthly online review are the real treat. Each interviewee is posed the same set of questions and it's always fascinating to see the answers they give: some serious, some not-so-serious, some thoughtful. It's a treasure trove of insight and wisdom for all writers of short stories.

Toddle over there and get some great ideas for short fiction collections to buy for yourself.

Monday, 8 December 2008

MY BEST READS OF 2008



By way of a warning, this will be totally non-comprehensive and full of omissions because...well, just because. The books won't necessarily have been published this year either; just enjoyed by me.

SHORT FICTION

Overhead in a Balloon - Mavis Gallant: Stunning, intricate and dark Paris-set stories from a writer I only started reading this year. Why oh why? I have so much to catch up on.

Encounters - Michael Trussler: Surreal yet disturbingly real urban stories, set in Canada. Great stuff.

Words From a Glass Bubble - Vanessa Gebbie: Very varied, very poignant, funny and dark short stories.

Taking Pictures - Anne Enright: Stories of small incident and rage in women's lives. Masterful.

FLASH FICTION

Intercourse - Robert Olen Butler: These are so varied and cleverly executed, it's hard to give an easy overview. The clue is in the title and they are brilliantly conceived shorts like you've never read before.

The White Road - Tania Hershman - This is not a book of flashes, it's a mix of short and longer fiction, but its science-inspired premise is a good one and the writing is lyrical and beautiful at times.

POETRY

Perplexed Skin - Patrick Cotter: Witty, sexy and moving poems from an exceedingly clever Corkonian.

The Wellspring - Sharon Olds: Concise, sensuous poems of creation, procreation, family and love. A revelation.

Lost in the Gaeltacht - Caroline Walsh: Impressive début from a young Irish writer comfortable with her language and identity.

NON-FICTION

The Flâneur - Edmund White: A varied, readable and entertaining sprint around Paris with a gay flâneur.

Mrs Woolf and the Servants - Allison Light: Brilliantly researched and engagingly written bio of Virginia Woolf's dependence on, and disdain for, her servants. It might turn you off her...

The Yellow House - Van Gogh, Gauguin, and Nine Turbulent Weeks in Arles - Martin Gayford: It was an experiment in artistic living, it failed; Vincent cut a bit off his ear in the end. A lively and captivating creatively non-fictional look at those nine weeks.

The Paris Review Interviews - Vol. 2 - If you are a writer, or want to be one, read these. Lots of honesty and insight between these pages.

NOVELS

Most of the novels I read this year (I read very few, as it happens) were disappointing. I read two old Michéle Roberts ones which I enjoyed, but apart from them, nothing else stands out.

Saturday, 6 December 2008

THE WRITERS' CONSULTANCY

I heard Isobel Creed of The Writers' Consultancy on Newstalk the other day and she sounded nice and sincere, so I thought I'd tell y'all about her business.

She's a former London literary agent and publisher, living in County Cork, who offers manuscript appraisals for a fee to Irish writers. This is potentially a very useful service for those who are floundering a bit and wondering what to do next with their finished book. Her company "will read your work objectively and provide a full critical assessment of your manuscript with editorial feedback that is genuinely useful in helping you to develop your skills as a writer".

Her fees are:
1-2 page synopsis and up to 50 double-spaced pages - €150
1-2 page synopsis and up to 100 double-spaced pages - €250
Manuscripts of 101-200 double-spaced pages - €400
More fees and info on the website.

Her very attractive and clear website is here: The Writers' Consultancy

Friday, 5 December 2008

BRIAN MOORE SHORT STORY AWARD

"I don't think the short story is dying. All the people that say that, the short story will be at their funeral." Richard Bausch

The Brian Moore Short Story Award 2009, judged by Richard Bausch, is now open!

Anyone who has read The Lonely Passion of Judith Hearne or Black Robe (or, indeed, seen the films) will know what a compassionate and stunning writer Moore was.

Deadline 1st March 2009

1st Prize £750
2nd Prize £300
3rd Prize £200

Word count limit: 2000

Open to Irish writers and to writers of Irish descent living anywhere in the world.

This year’s judge, the renowned American short-story writer, Richard Bausch will be in Belfast in May 2009 to announce the contest winners.

Full contest entry details here.

REMINDER: FULL DETAILS OF MITCHELSTOWN SHORT STORY PRIZE CLOSING 12TH DECEMBER HERE

Thursday, 4 December 2008

KARSLRUHE AFTERS




I'm still playing catch-up after the Karlsruhe Bücherschau, but I'll attempt to write a full report here. I'd a lovely time. I thought I'd be lonely without my partner - who always comes on my jaunts - but, as it happens, I loved having time alone to wander the streets, Christmas market and shops, and to loll in my hotel room. Anyhow, I had the company of some great Irish poets in the evenings, so that banished any chance of loneliness.

I met poet Ann Leahy, and her sister, at Dublin airport and we traveled together; a smooth journey. We were met at our hotel, the Kaiserhof, by Alan Hayes, publisher with Arlen House and Vice President of Clé the Irish Publishers' Association. We had the afternoon free and I wandered the magical Christmas Market, which was on in the square beside our hotel. There were cute wooden cabins selling Glühwein, iced gingerbread, wooden Xmas decorations, jewelery, snowglobes, candles etc. etc. It was all very sweet and Christmassy.

That evening we went to hear poets Celia de Fréine and Eva Bourke read at the Bücherschau which took place in a building across the road from our hotel (yes, we were spoilt).

Eva Bourke was born in Germany but has lived much of her life in Galway city and is an English language poet. She began with a moving poem about a photograph of her mother from 1914, when her mother was just 6 years old. She then read a poem which touches on the reasons why she writes and drew the conclusion that poets are readers and storytellers. I would agree that most writing is a direct growth from a writer's love of reading and books.
Much of Eva's work draws from nature and the sea, especially in Connemara, and she has a stunningly wide and vivid vocabulary. In a poem lamenting spring's non-arrival in the gloomy west, she says 'funerals creep like black snails' past her house, and 'I'm in pack-ice up to my neck'. In another poem about mist in June she described the mist as 'heavy sodden felt'.

Celia de Fréine is a bilingual poet with collections in both Irish and English. She read in both languages and, like Eva, is often inspired by the landscapes in Connemara. She began with a poem about a selkie (seal woman) which was also a metaphor for moving between languages. Celia spoke about the way Beckett wrote in French to achieve a sparsity of language in his work and that that is what she does when she writes in Irish.
She read from Fiacha Fola, her collection which deals with the experience of, and fall-out from, the Hepatitis C scandal. Also from Scarecrows at Newtonards (where the poet was born) with poems in the voice's of Shakespeare's women among much more.

We all - including poets Matthew Sweeney, Mary Noonan and Ann Leahy - went for dinner afterwards in the Kaiserhof's restaurant, and a jolly time was had of eating and drinking, and chat about German food, wine and Schnapps, Irish poetry, and all manner of things.

I had all the next day free, so I explored around the town and a huge shopping centre, Ettlinger Tor, which was utterly fab. It's so lovely to go into shops you've never heard of! And the Germans do Xmas decos and fripperies so well. I had a ball. Prices were keen, too, for clothes and food and drink of every kind.

That night was my reading with Donegal poet Matthew Sweeney and Tipp born Ann Leahy. Ann read first from her début collection The Woman Who Lived her Life Backwards and the audience of German, Irish and Americans were appreciative of her work. I didn't take notes that night, as I was sitting up on the stage, but Ann read several poignant poems about her childhood and family.
I read next and I have nothing to say about it really, except that I tried to read a mix of themes (place/fertilty/mourning/a token 'funny' one etc).
Matthew concluded our reading with some poems in German, from his collection Rosa Milch and English ones from Black Moon. His work often consists of hugely enjoyable and surreal parables, and he was highly entertaining. He also looked very fetching in a shirt with a pattern of hot air balloons! It's French, apparently, and very á la mode in an off-the-wall way. Very Matthew, indeed.

More lovely dinner that night (I had a fish called 'Zander' in German, 'pike-perch' in English on the menu) in the hotel and more chatting about art, language and poetry with retired German professor Eoin Bourke (husband of Eva) and Matthew S. In the morning I went to the Kunsthalle (art gallery). It was a most confusing place of closed doors and endless stairs, but I enjoyed the Hans Thoma pastorals and, mostly, as usual, the Expressionist madness in the Orangerie, which was a good trot from the main gallery. Home then to my own beloved boys and man, and to my sincerely beloved bed!

It was a wonderful, educational trip for me; I enjoyed using my bockety German and I learnt a lot and even started a few new poems. A success all round, I'd say.

Wednesday, 3 December 2008

SIARSCÉAL FESTIVAL 2009 POETRY COMP



I thoroughly enjoyed my participation in the 2008 SiarScéal Festival, in very posh surrounds (Clonalis House, Co Roscommon), and today I received information about the SiarScéal Poetry Competition for 2009 from Director Gwen McNamara-Bond:

SIARSCÉAL POETRY COMPETITION THEME: ‘THE SHIP OF TEARS’

Competition Guidelines
All Poems submitted must be the author’s own unpublished work.

Bilingual poems are encouraged especially poetry submitted in the Irish Language.

Entries are limited to three poems per person.

Poems will be no longer than 60 lines.

Poetry submitted must be typed and titled.

The entrant’s name/address/contact number/details and poem title must be written on a separate page - not to appear on the same page of the poem.

Closing date for entries: Thursday March 5th 2009. Entries will not be returned and the Judge’s decision is final.

Entry into the competition implies acceptance of the competition guidelines.

Festival Organisers and Guests are not eligible for entry.

SiarScéal ‘Hanna Greally’ Bilingual Poetry Competition Awards will be judged under the following four categories: secondary schools, active age groups/writers groups & international entries.

First prize both in Irish and English will each receive €100, and the overall winner will be awarded an original sculpture by sculptor Joe Cunniffe. Each winning category will also be awarded €100 in prize money and each contestant will receive also a SiarScéal 09 Certificate which will be presented to them by the Mayor.

Poetry Competition Entry Fees: €10 per poem and €15 per three poems submitted.
Active Age Members & Students contributing €5 for two poems entered & €10 for three.

Poetry competition entries to be sent to Richie Farrell, County Librarian, SIARSCÉAL Festival, Roscommon County Council Library, Services, Abbey Street, County Roscommon. Further details can be obtained from Artistic Director Gwen McNamara Bond at Siarsceal@live.ie Ph: 087-2628191 http://siarsceal.com/