Saturday 25 December 2010

SHORT STORIES ARE LIKE JESUS


I meant to say Happy Christmas to you all yesterday but...the freezing weather and no heat/no water situation here at home had me stressed out to my ears, so I didn't get around to it. We still have no heat or water but at least Christmas Day is upon us, Santa arrived safely and we have a fire on, so all is well. And we lasted until 5.30am before getting up, which is not bad.

Anyhoo, dear blog readers, thank you for reading in 2010 - a quieter year for blogging all round - and for your cheerful support of me and my writing. I love that you all tune in.

I woke the other night thinking about short story analogies - Ailsa Cox has been collecting these on her blog here. I came up with a seasonal one. Ahem:

Short stories are like Jesus: they enter the world with a bang; do something extraordinary early on; then move convincingly, and with purpose, to their inevitable ending. Ta dah!

Nollaig shona, all!

4 comments:

Peter Goulding said...

That sounds rather like Dermot Morgan's Fr Trendy!

God, we'd be freaking here with no heat and no water. Happy Christmas to you and yours

Group 8 said...

Yes, very Fr Trendy, Peter - tongue firmly in cheek!
Nollaig shona to you and the family. N x

Anti-Laureate said...

I hope the fire is warming your bones. I have heat but no running hot water.

Rachel Fenton said...

That's not what i thought you were going to say~!

Merry Christmas, wishing you get lots of lovely heating and clean hot water - wasn't aware you'd moved to Bethlehem for Christmas - honestly, the lengths you go to for your craft! All that effort just for an analogy! I tell you, live in a stable....